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frozenteen:

are you Jewish because you Israeli hot

(Source: pinnacle, via seanp0donnell)

— 7 hours ago with 60530 notes

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

(via taggedrne)

— 7 hours ago with 203799 notes

How to have sex

Boy:can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl:yeh sure
Girl:that's not my belly button
Boy:that's not my finger
— 23 hours ago with 184771 notes
girl:come over
guy:im gay
girl:my parents arent home
guy:im literally gay
— 23 hours ago with 153191 notes

scenicroutes:

it’s been, what? three days? and i’m still periodically bursting out laughing because u2 forced literally everyone in the entire world to download their album

(via michaxl)

— 23 hours ago with 2924 notes

sadstagram:

*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol 

(via fatwink)

— 1 day ago with 92738 notes

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

(via hotboyproblems)

— 1 day ago with 108833 notes

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via hotboyproblems)

— 1 day ago with 556758 notes

resident-hobbit:

rach-quit:

Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT 

FUCKING FINALLY 

(via i-dont-need-another-blog)

— 1 day ago with 254644 notes

niahaus:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via i-dont-need-another-blog)

— 1 day ago with 321553 notes

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(via i-dont-need-another-blog)

— 1 day ago with 236653 notes

notprocrastinating:

are you a chocolate because you are ferrero ratchét

(via gnarly)

— 1 day ago with 22021 notes