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susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

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— 5 days ago with 425971 notes

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

(Source: teflonly, via i-dont-need-another-blog)

— 5 days ago with 258158 notes

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

(via i-dont-need-another-blog)

— 5 days ago with 484158 notes
me:what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system:worry not
school system:mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
— 5 days ago with 409918 notes
prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

(via tyleroakley)

— 5 days ago with 150957 notes

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(via g-iggle)

— 5 days ago with 341286 notes

neptunain:

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

(via zackisontumblr)

— 5 days ago with 120037 notes