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aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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(via hi)

— 18 hours ago with 284775 notes

pemsylvania:

APPLES WITH TOUGH CENTERS ARE HARD CORE

(via pemsylvania)

— 18 hours ago with 1352 notes

ill-be-the-sky:

pizza-drunk:

stuck-here-on-this-island:

I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT

“It’s for Valentine’s Day”

I REPLIED

“You must be lonely?”

THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SITTING WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.

Oh god it’s going around again

One of my best friends, ladies and gents.

(via g-iggle)

— 18 hours ago with 54617 notes

westbor0baptistchurch:

let’s go all 

the way tonight

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just love

(via funnybro)

— 19 hours ago with 49152 notes

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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(via flamebroiler)

— 19 hours ago with 65075 notes

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

(via g-iggle)

— 19 hours ago with 226126 notes

ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 day ago with 148206 notes

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

(Source: 420dongsquad, via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 283401 notes

watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

(Source: calakazam, via condom)

— 1 day ago with 20913 notes

swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:

swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:

I hope I see some cute people today

no luck so far besides seeing myself in the mirror

— 1 day ago with 27 notes

breakfastburritoe:

yeah i guess you could say im a bit of a gamer girl (:image

(via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 11939 notes

s2gj66b8ab:

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

(via michaxl)

— 2 days ago with 9530 notes

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy, via zackisontumblr)

— 2 days ago with 31010 notes

particlefucker:

dont let tumblr make you believe that

-eating car hubcaps is cool

-being an inanimate object is acceptable

-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

-having a corporeal form is healthy

-france exists

-chemtrails aren’t real

(via textpostsrus)

— 2 days ago with 23596 notes

jerkidiot:

petition to rename the term “wet dreams” to “snoregasms”

(via egberts)

— 2 days ago with 5959 notes