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this is fucking terrifying

this is fucking terrifying

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pennanpayper:

What she says: I’m okay
What she means: Almonds are kinda over rated, like they’re good but not great

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— 1 day ago with 3889 notes

hotboyproblems:

my mum keeps coming in my room and not shutting the door so i left bread crumbs in the butter, i dont fuck around

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— 1 day ago with 15581 notes

prismplague:

 I laughed so hard I cried at the last gif

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— 2 days ago with 71830 notes

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

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— 2 days ago with 200368 notes

heliolisk:

Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of

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— 2 days ago with 166903 notes
killedmycatatemytailor:

This is my favourite photo in existence.

killedmycatatemytailor:

This is my favourite photo in existence.

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— 2 days ago with 69919 notes
police officer:you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me:whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer:haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
— 2 days ago with 74341 notes

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

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— 2 days ago with 162071 notes
next time on

mlssfortune:

how the hell did you gif that, that literally aired a minute ago

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— 2 days ago with 4669 notes